Rap Number One

My name is Booger from BB2
My pathetic life I’ll rap for you:
I stated at the start that I’m a stud,
Yet three weeks later my name is mud…

I’m jealous of Hardy, I wanna be Will,
So with my tiny issues I joined the town of Chill.

I know I’m cool, I know I’m fly,
Although da whole damn nation says “waddup with dat guy?”

I “own” a bar dat’s dope called Belly--
Though next to even Bunky my ass looks nelly!

Those BB chicks are turned on to this dude,
Although I caught Nicole spitting into my food.

And Krista’s my girl especially when she’s drunk,
Dat’s the only damn way she’d lie down with dis punk.

My homegirl “Monny” admires my class
(Although outside dis house she’d prob’ly wanna kick my ass!)

I’m the king of my world, I’m the ruler of dis place,
So learn to love this lipless rat-face!

So remember dis celibate & whiny guy,
Cuz come Thursday it’s “Mike, bu-bye!”

By: Buddy69r

Rap Number Two

Mike the booger is my name
Chillin and whinnin' is my game
I don't have lips but i got a ratface
I'm the biggest fool in dis place

Krista is my main lady and she thinks I'm cute just like my biggest hero the one and only slim shady

This house will be sad without the main star
but I'll be happy goin back to my sleezy bar

I know everyone loves my inept rappin' too bad my ass be goin packin

I'm sad to go and I'll miss my peeps
especially Krista who I gave the creeps

Peace I'm out

By: *brat*pack*hater*

Rap Number Three

Mike:
Computer nerds getting on my case,
Being mean and calling me rat-face,
Bring on the beer, bring on the bubbly,
My name is Mike and I'm super-studdly.

Reply:
You have no lips, you have no tact,
For your stupid raps you should get smacked,
You think you're cool and you've got class,
But come Thursday, you're out on your ass.

By : Artemis_rat

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