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She Said, Episode 7 Heidi Hoe and Jenna Jiggles Bare All For Sustenance
Posted by scrtprncs on 2003-03-26 |
She Said/ Episode 7
Heidi Hoe and Jenna Jiggle Jugs Bare All For A Little Sustenance
This week’s episode brought about the much discussed merge. Their new buff color, red. Their new tribe name. Jacare’ I believe they said something about it meaning crocodile or alligator or dragon.. Something like that.
So the tribes merge. Jaburu before going to the merge rendevous point seal the deal that they will slowly pick the strong men from Tambaquai off first. All is agreed, Rob is thrilled. YAY team.
Deena and Roger fight for control of the group. Our resident chauvinist decides as Alpha Male ( Im grunting the Tim Allen, “Home Improvement” YAY for men grunt) he should delegate the work load. Of course this doesn’t sit well with our resident beauties. So, they decide instead of voting Dave off first, they will take out Ward Cleaver meets Gomer Pyle ( a.k.a. Roger).
The newly merged group heads off to their immunity challenge. It looks relatively simple. They have to maintain balance on a small platform. If they fall off, or jump off they are out of the game. So a half hour into the game, Jenna Jiggle Jugs exclaims she would strip if Jeff gave her some food. Specifically some peanut butter or chocolate. I wonder if it’s the week of the crimson tide in good old survivor land. Chocolate and peanut butter? Hmm sound like cravings to me!
Jeff whips out exactly what Jenna orders, and Jenna and Heidi decide to give up the challenge but not before showing the world how beautiful their bodies are. NOT! Ewww people in Sally Struthers “Save The Children” commercials look better than they do! If I were Heidi’s plastic surgeon right now I’d be crying that my work was being destroyed. Heidi Hoe’s silicone was sagging something fierce. As was Jenna Jiggle Jugs and her protruding ribs and hip bones. Good thing these girls got some food. I was reading to dial 1-800-feed the hoes. So with the waifs chowing down the game continues. Roger, four minutes later decides he has had enough of the game. He doesn’t bother to wait for a food offer, he just jumps off the platform. Dumb, really, dumb! The rest of the group HAD to be internally jumping for joy when Roger so quickly played right into their scheme.
One by one, the survivors jump off with promise of delicious foods; and eventually it is down to Christy and Deena. Deena, always the attorney, negotiates a game of rock paper scissors with Christy before they jump off to get their plate of spaghetti. Deena chooses rock, Christy takes scissors; Deena wins! [ Just a side note here. I learned back in one of my psych classes, that when people play rock, paper, scissors; most of the time, people will choose scissors over rock and paper. So, if you’re ever going to challenge someone, pick rock, most of the time you will come out winning.] Deena wins immunity. Christy and Deena share some spaghetti and they all head back to camp. What I find absolutely hilarious is through this entire game, even after cocky Deena makes her “As long as I beat out Roger its all good” statement; Roger STILL has absolutely NO CLUE that there is a HUGE target on his back. How could he possibly be so dense, and so thick-headed that he couldn’t even entertain the possibility that he might be a target as the (insert that Home Improvement grunt again) Alpha Male. Then, to add insult to injury, he continues to brag to the camera about how the men have this in the bag.
I am not going to get into a women are better than men debate, because to make a statement simply based on sex is ridiculous. Doesn’t he realize that two of the women have looks; which can easily be used in manipulation. Deena is a District Attorney, hello! To get where she is, she has to be the queen of manipulation. Christy is all cute and sweet, playing miss innocent that too is manipulation. Roger seriously does not give the women any credit at all. Dumb, Dumb! And that is why you are the weakest link, GOODBYE!
Deena better watch her back though! She is starting to become so cocky! It will come and bite her in her rear if she doesn’t watch it! I have a feeling now that Roger is gone, the men are going to realize the girls little scheme. These next few weeks should be so interesting.
On a quick note about previews for next week. Okay, out of touch with reality Matt with his Machete.. Yeah Im hearing “Psycho” theme song. Can’t wait to see how that one pans out. I say either he’s the next to be voted out, or he gets removed from the show due to a mental health issue. We shall see. Thank goodness next week its back to Thursdays! I almost forgot Survivor was on! If you would like to further discuss tonight’s episode of survivor, feel free to join the discussion on the Reality TV Planet message boards at www.realitytvplanet.com
Until next week, the princess has spoken.
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