SPOILER: The Complete List of Who Gets Voted Off
Posted by david on 2004-02-08
This needs to be taken with a grain of salt, but the person who reported this correctly predicted that ex-navy SEAL Rudy Boesch would be the second survivor booted off the show. Could the rest of his predictions be correct? Here is the list:
* Jenna Morasca: The Amazon winner and Playboy pinup leaves the game next week after she learns her mother has died.
* Rob Cesternino: Considered the best player to never win, Amazon's mouthy geek will again be sent home packing.
* Jerri Manthey: Survivor's bad girl leaves with her forked tail between her legs.
* Susan Hawke: Lex and Shii-Ann join forces to clip this Hawke's wings.
* Ethan Zohn: Pretty-boy Ethan turns out to be the sissy we all knew him to be. No word on whether he cries during his exit.
* Richard Hatch: The uber-Survivor finds a boot in his flabby, naked ass in episode No. 8. Apparently Rupert calls Hatch "a pathetic shell of the Survivor I champion."
* Colby Donaldson: Donaldson heads back to Texas, as the merger happens.
* Lex Van den Berghe: Lex and his tattoos get rubbed out.
* Kathy Vavrick O'Brien: Kathy tries to create an old folks alliance. It doesn't work.
* Shii-Ann Huang: She thinks she's the Great Manipulator, but in the end, it's her back exhibiting a gigantic knife.
* Alicia Calaway: She's muscled out.
* Jenna Lewis: Jenna's departure reveals the makeup of the final four ...
* Rupert Boneham: A reportedly terrific episode ends in a tie with Rupert and Rob Mariano battling it out down to the wire. Unfortunately, Rupert is the one to go.
* Big Tom Buchanan: Rob wins immunity and takes Amber with him. So long, Tom.
* Amber Brkich and Rob Mariano: The cocky construction worker and babilicious Stuff cover girl comprise the final two -- but there's no word on which one of this unlikely alliance takes the $1-million prize.
